mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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willardpedia:

everybody know a girl who did a “photoshoot” on a empty train track

thisship-hassailed:

"Well Mexico lost the World Cup" no bitch, the World Cup lost Mexico

visualserenade:

Lunch with Whiskers at Whispers.

visualserenade:

Lunch with Whiskers at Whispers.

nocturnalbynature:

My main chick, Jhene Aiko.

nocturnalbynature:

My main chick, Jhene Aiko.